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14 February

Strawpedo

So last night. We (me, susan, tring, tom, paddy, erin) meet in chase. It's £2.50 a pint and no atmosphere. Feeling asertive I demanded we headed to castle where Collingwood darts team were playing. A fat boy who was undoubtedly bullied at school tried to stop us getting in as susan had left her campus card behind. We eventually persuaded him otherwise. Maybe he was just lonely?
 
 It was £4 pound for a bottle of wine, so I strawpedoed one. Everybody has a video, I have a nokia 3310. Everybody got drunk, the darts team won and so we headed off to studio. I drunk lots more and now feel quite ill, but was overshadowed by susan who was asked to leave. This she did not have the ability to do, so the bouncer helped me get her down the 2 flights of stairs to safety.
 
Dragging her down North road I had several dodgy looks from people who thought I was a rapist but couldn't be arsed checking... Nice how these students look out for each other. We got in a taxi. The guy was a Yorkshireman so Susan loved him. He was very entertained, but still charged us a fiver. Cheeky bastard.
 
Back at the Wood Susan threw up. Lots. She passed out with her head in the toilet. A concerned Kieran who had been woken up by her drunken telephone call and helped me get her up the stairs asked me if she would be OK. I would have been completely happy to leave her there all night, as there was no chance of her choking on her own vomit and I would have had a bed for a night. Alas, she awoke and I slept in a chair. I'm sure after chatting to everybody I'll have a better idea of what went on, but that's all for now.
 
Happy Valentine's day. Love you all.
 
Dan xxx
03 January

Project _ r___

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When’s the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
15. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
08 June

What happened last night????

For a start... Mikey won the darts singles, well played fella. This means thast he actually had some money in his wallet for a change, and he payed me into studio!!! My only memory from there is contemplating pulling the ugliest girl you have ever seen because her body was "alright". I then got kebab and chips, which I only stayed down for about 25 minutes. I woke up this morning at 8 o'clock, fully clothed and feeling a bit confused about things, only to be terrified to find that some guy I was playing online poker with used to live at number 30 Ardenfield Dr, about 10 doors down from me!... Small world.

Who knows what today will entail?! My thinking is that detox until the ball wouldn't be the worst idea! Before that, more water and more sleep!

24 May

Stolen from Tring

Would you rather:
1. ...pierce your nose or your tongue?: my tongue because nobody would see it
2. ...be serious or be funny?: a cross between the 2 is the way forward, tho I’d be happy to successfully manage either

3. ...drink whole or skim milk?: I hate milk

Are you:
4. ...simple or complicated?: Few people understand me, so either I’m complicated or others are simple!

Do you prefer:
5. ...flowers or angels?: I’ve never met an angel but if I were to I’d probably prefer him/her to a venus fly trap
6. ...grey or gray?: Gonna go with the dictionary on that one.
7. ...colour or black-and-white photos?: usually colour, tho some b&w look really cool
8. ...lust or love?: I’ve never been in love,  so I’ll tell you later. Lust takes some beating

9. ...sunrise or sunset?: Sunset, it’s at a more reasonable hour
10. ...M&Ms or Skittles?: M&Ms, chocolate!
11. ...rap or rock?: Rock
12. ...staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late 
13. ...TV or radio?: TV.
14. ...eating apples or oranges?: oranges

Answer truthfully...

15. Do you have a crush?: several!
16. Who is it?:  Which one?

Do you prefer:
17. ...being hot or cold?: somewhere in between… if I have to decide I’ll go for cold
18. ...tall or short people?: I don’t like tall people

19. ...sun or moon?: The Moon… keep meaning to give it a visit but never got around to it
20. ...emeralds or rubies?: Which are worth more?

21. ...left or right?: of what?? Stupid fucking question

22. ...having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend: 1 good mate

23. ...sun or rain?: Sun, but it burns me cos I’m a ginner!
24. ...vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: chocolate
25. ...green beans or carrots?: Carrots.
26. ...low fat or fat free?: I like my women low in fat, not as conscientious when it comes to food

Miscellaneous:
27. What is your biggest fear in the world?:  we’ve already had this one, loneliness 
28. Kids or no kids?: I want one of each, they’ll be awesome
29. Cat or dog?: I want my Molly back  
30. Half empty or half full?: Half full, but depends on my mood
31. Mustard or ketchup?: Ketchup
32. Newspaper or magazine?: Magazine, Nuts or Zoo
33. Sandals or sneakers?: Sneakers?

34. Wonder or amazement?: I’m amazed when I see someone do something that I can’t. This also leads to jealousy which is bad. So gonna say Wonder  

35. Red car or white car?: red, wouldn’t have to clean it as often
36. Happy and poor or sad and rich?: I’d be happy if I was rich
37. Singing or dancing?: Both, and lots of
38. Hugging or kissing?: ditto
39. Corduroy or plain?: ????

40. Happy or sad?: Right now, quite happy
41. Preferred hair colour?: I like brunettes

About you:
42. What time is it?: 18:44
43. Nicknames: Dan, Danny, Kendal, Ginge, Disco, Kenny G, and a rude one for pool once that I don’t remember

44. Name(s) and age(s) of siblings: Claire, 22 I think
45. Birthdate: 26th June 85.
46. Pets: none, I want my Molly back

47. Height: Roundabout 6 foot
48. Eye color?:  brown,
49. Hair color?: Ginger

50. Piercing(s): none
What do you want:
51. Where do you want to live?: I’ve no idea!

52. How many kids do you want?: I said before
53. What kind of job do you want?:  a fun one

54. Do you want to get married?: yes.
57. Shampoo or conditioner?: I don’t condition

58. Bridges or tunnels?: Bridges, lighter

59. One pillow or two?: 2


Favourite...
60. Salad dressing?: that pink stuff

61. Colour of socks?: I wear white lots, which apparently makes me gay

62. Food?: tesco value chocolate

63. Colour?: dunno, sky blue maybe

64. Non-alcoholic drink?: Water

R A N D O M . . .
65. 1 minute ago: I was doing this.
66. 1 day ago: Sat playin poker and drinking beer
67. 1 week ago: stressing 

68. 1 year ago: probably in the JCR playing pool after tea
69. I miss: my cat

70. I am: about to get drunk again

71. I am wearing: shorts and a T-shirt

72. Current music: it's all quiet

73. Current taste: ???

74. Current hair: it's in a pony tail
75. Current annoyance: not knowing what I'll be doing this time in 6 months

76. Current smell: I need a shower

77. Current thing I should be doing: Showering

78. Current desktop picture: a pretty river with mountains in the background

79. Current favorite show: The Simpsons

80. Current book: Haven't read a book since primary school
81. Current movie in DVD player: It's a PS2, ProEvo4
82. Current refreshment: water

 

23 May

Needles!!

Went to see the doctor this mornin and he demanded that I had a blood test to see if there was a reason for me being such a loser. I told the nurse I was scared of them... she was lovely but a bit crap, and so failed to find a vein on the first attempt. I went all dizzy and had to lie down. She managed to successfully take blood on the second attempt, but I went all dizzy again and had to spend 10 minutes recovering.

What a sissy

17 May

Me!

Stole this from Tring... I was bored and it made me think. I'm thinking far too much right now.

My Most Precious Possession is: My music… I couldn’t live without music

My Biography would be called: Life Is A Disco

If I ruled the world, I'd ban: People with an IQ of less than 90 from having children

If I was invisible for the day: I would thieve lots of money so I’d never have to work.

I really can't resist: Masturbation

If I was an animal: A cat… such an easy life

My biggest phobia is: Would have said needles but I’m slowly getting better at them (thanks Sooz) so instead I’m gonna go for loneliness.

Teachers think I am: A likeable rogue! I pissed them off so much with my laziness but they all loved me because I made them smile.

 

My best friend would describe me as:  He’d probably say I was a bit of a girl

 

 

 

 

 
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